Pipe Dreams

Ever wondered what really goes on behind closed doors?_x000D_Over more than twenty years working as a plumber Nick has shared thousands of mugs of tea with hundreds of fascinating people. Here he gives his plumber's-eye view of society in a series of entertaining amusing and outrageous beneath-the-kitchen-sink dramas._x000D_While fixing pipes Nick was also looking for characters to write about. In his toolbox in addition to spanners he had a notebook which wasn't just for jotting down measurements. And 'the secret plumber' has some great stories to tell about people who might just be your friends family or neighbours._x000D_There's the frankly terrifying high-court judge whose wife calls the shots; the divorcing woman using him to help her build a rather bizarre botox business; and all the wonderful people he meets when his number is posted on Grindr as an LGBTQ+-friendly plumber._x000D_This book is Tales of the Unexpected - in overalls. It shows London as it really is: one of the most diverse places on the planet ranging from downright dangerous to preposterously posh. To Nick London is a melting pot filled with an extraordinary variety of fascinating people who have one thing in common - they all need a plumber!